Away Messages

Heyy! This is really random but I was on http://www.iconator.com/ and I found some really awesome away messages... so here they are!!

• I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
  
• I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
  
• I'd rather have bad times with you Than good times with anyone else I'd rather stand through a storm with youThan safe all by myselfI'd rather have it harder togetherThan easier apart...Above all... I'd rather have youCause you're the only ONE in my heart!
  
• dont tell me that the skys the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.
  
• If I could hold a star for everytime you made me smile, I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.
• I'm away right now, but here's somthing to amuse you...1. Say the word PIG before each word.pigs, about, talking, idiot, this, got, I, long, how, look 2. Now say PIG before and after the words.3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom.
• work like u don't need the money, love like u've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, live like its heaven on earth..
• On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As ooposed to what? Outer space?)On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(but no peas?)On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(what else were you supposed to do with them?)
• Some ?s to ponder while I am away....Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?I will leave you to ponder...
• God made men first because you always make a roughdraft before a masterpeice.......
• anyone can make you smile & anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes

TTYL,
Cassidy :P